• Adult,  Alpha Male,  Bad Boy,  Book Blitz,  Military

    A Mad Reed Security Christmas

    Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseNot a creature was stirring, not even a mouseBecause Daddy set out traps to catch those f^@kersThe stockings were hung by the chimney with careIn hopes that grenades would soon be in thereThe children were nestled, all snug in their bedsWhile visions of weapons danced in their headsAnd Mama in her nightie and I in my boxersHad just settled down for a fun night togetherWhen out on the lawn there arose such a clatterI sprang from my bed to grab my Sig SauerAway to the window I flew like a flashCovered my junk and threw Mama her pants… “What are we…